The Recipe To Making It This Cycle

It's not that hard, just follow this plan (NFA)

I wrote this long tirade about the morning in a tweet, but for fear of losing it to the ether, I’m preserving it here. Seems to have resonated with a lot of people.

The tweet was in reply to this question:

Tweet reply here:

https://twitter.com/TyrogueD/status/1722588306813141457

Text:

be heavy long in spot alts/majors/low lev now, make sure to catch the ordinal and SOL nft pumps, as well as the ETH nft blowoff tops, hold the alt L1s and AI coins as well through parabolic pumps, rotate into gamefi mid-late cycle, and then sell everything circa mid-late 2025 depending on macro and just go turbo short with enough gains to not be liquidated by a cartel candle on the shitcoins of the moment, look for huge signs of froth and/or complete retail euphoria to do so

go on a 3-6 month vacation after entering shorts, aim to capture 70% of move

close when your normie friend is crying to you about losing his life savings in a voice note, take him out for a meal, pay for it, tell him there's another chance someday

and also secure ur freedom, residency in multiple nations that won't collapse in 30-40 years when boomers die and/or their cultures irreparably shift due to demographics, as well as developing nations that will be fostering to expats

then look closely at how regulation has shifted liquidity dynamics of the asset class this cycle next bear, figure out what new tech emerged that will print more gains next cycle (this cycle, NFTs/memes/socialfi are good examples etc)

maybe if u have enough made from this cycle, and have some business acumen, look at starting up something in the pet / elderly niches, adult diapers print bigly if you know how to sell them, pet crematoriums will be a moneymaker in our generation for 1st world nations

continue embracing the true and utter decline of humanity (in terms of behavior/past not tech innovation, we will eventually turn the tide though) to squeeze more juice out of this ponzi scheme, 2050s-60s will come here faster than you think and you must be prepared for it, those who have children and can figure out pathways for them will beat the majority of influenzaaaas and idiotic clowns we find ourselves idolizing these days

then live under an orange tree in a tropical climate somewhere, drinking juice every half hour while strumming Pink Floyd's wish you were here as you daydream about some caramel skinned girl you knew in a different lifetime who said you were a great singer and should have chased your dreams while you were still young

I guess that's the recipe, we can post it here now before the tourists return

This is the recipe, this is all you need to do, I hope you do it and I hope to see you at the top sometime in 2026.

And I’m not joking either, that is the recipe. Make your gains, keep them, compound it shorting the bubble down, pay the taxman, walk away into the sunset.

On Joe:

I think JOE will surprise many simply due to current disbelief in memes from older participants remaining. It’s a zero or moon play for me, your risk appetite may vary. However it gives the same tingle remilios gave to me at 0.3ETH before they ran up to 2.5ETH on the Elon tweet.

Don’t marry any of your bags, capture the gains, and win this time. Do it for you.